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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:44 pm
by welder
Wifes Christmas fund....

She finally asked me what the jar on my nightstand with the few dollars in was.
Me: Every time we're intimate, I put a dollar in there.
She asks; for what?
Me: your Christmas present will be bought with that.

Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 9:55 am
by gandrfab
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:51 pm
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:00 pm
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:32 am
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:01 am
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:16 pm
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 8:06 pm
by welder
The Book Report

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton: Cost – $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing

Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:52 am
by gandrfab
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:36 am
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:08 pm
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:09 am
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:18 am
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Re: Random humor thread

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:29 am
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