Random humor thread
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:57 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:39 am
Watch out for'em...
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:42 am
Never works for me either...
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15 things German Shepherds hate about their owners!
1. Having their favorite toy taken away (being obnoxious is how I show my appreciation).
2. Having to head home after a two mile walk (you’re tired already?).
3. Getting a haircut (I’m a shepherd not a sheep!).
4. Any type of dog clothes (except a bandana because bandanas are cool).
5. Having to wait at the door (hurry up- we’re burning daylight!).
6. Having to make room on the bed (you’re lucky I let you sleep on my bed at all!).
7. Having to share anything (everything in my universe is mine-when will you understand that?).
8. The toilet lid left down (I’d prefer you stay off my personal water fountain).
9. Rushing me when I do my business (I need to check out each spot to see if it worthy, ya know?).
10. Being left alone (I hate it when you’re gone).
11. Not being able to get dirty (one little roll in really stinky manure can’t hurt!).
12. Laughing at my head tilt (I think I look really smart when I do it).
13. Cleaning up my nose art (you can’t stifle my creativity-I must start again).
14. Taking away my bone (I just got that baby wittled down to swallowable perfection).
15. When you find my hidden treasures (some things are private, put my stash back where you found it).
1. Having their favorite toy taken away (being obnoxious is how I show my appreciation).
2. Having to head home after a two mile walk (you’re tired already?).
3. Getting a haircut (I’m a shepherd not a sheep!).
4. Any type of dog clothes (except a bandana because bandanas are cool).
5. Having to wait at the door (hurry up- we’re burning daylight!).
6. Having to make room on the bed (you’re lucky I let you sleep on my bed at all!).
7. Having to share anything (everything in my universe is mine-when will you understand that?).
8. The toilet lid left down (I’d prefer you stay off my personal water fountain).
9. Rushing me when I do my business (I need to check out each spot to see if it worthy, ya know?).
10. Being left alone (I hate it when you’re gone).
11. Not being able to get dirty (one little roll in really stinky manure can’t hurt!).
12. Laughing at my head tilt (I think I look really smart when I do it).
13. Cleaning up my nose art (you can’t stifle my creativity-I must start again).
14. Taking away my bone (I just got that baby wittled down to swallowable perfection).
15. When you find my hidden treasures (some things are private, put my stash back where you found it).
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:09 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:09 am
look kids big ben parliament
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:54 am
A guy gets a call from his doctor, and the dr. exclaims "i've got bad news and really bad news for you". The guy says, "wow, whats the bad news?" The dr. responds, you are terminally ill and have only 48 hours to live" the man shrinks back and responds," wow, what is the really bad news?" The dr. tells him,"I've been trying to get ahold of you for two days"!
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:08 pm
Water dripping off our hot tub cover froze in this formation a couple of winters ago. Mother nature was pissed!
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:07 pm
My 2 girls 13 and 15 top of the class Oldest made honor society last year. I blame the mother.
They have already passed me in education level. I can't help them with homework anymore.
When they started seeing the common core BS they said WTF is this BS?
I just said can you do? they said yes, I said play the game and win and they are.
They have already passed me in education level. I can't help them with homework anymore.
When they started seeing the common core BS they said WTF is this BS?
I just said can you do? they said yes, I said play the game and win and they are.
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